Hello, my name is Hank and I’ve taken it into my own hands to get myself a home! I wrote this plea myself and I hope you will find it open and honest but most of all sincere. Here it goes … WANTED: A recluse older man to live with a recluse aging dog. I prefer a man but a recluse woman would be fine too. I like one-on-one living and I want a human pet parent that I can have to myself. I’m not big on company and strangers need not approach me. You see … my loyalties lie with just one caregiver and I am hoping it’s YOU! I give affection but only on my terms. Your presence in my life is #1 to me and lying at your feet is #2. I’m popular at the shelter because I have a long history with these people. They give me Marshmallows and I can actually catch them mid-air! Yep, I have some talent and I am not short on personality either. In fact, I have my opinions on things but I am open to discussion. I love these people at the facility but this is NO HOME! If you are looking for a loyal companion with a pleasant demeanor and immeasurable loyalty, I am your boy! I’m looking for a person that likes dogs more than people and I know that you are out there somewhere. Don’t Delay … I want a home today J.