Today is Thursday, February 2nd- It IS – Groundhog Day, Dump Your Significant Jerk Day, Optimist Day, Ukulele Day, Tator Tot Day, Crêpe Day Punxsutawney Phil has a ridiculously long official name. His full moniker is "Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators, and Weather Prophet Extraordinary." Phil has a wife named Phyllis who helps him with his duties and they reside quietly at the Punxsutawney Memorial Library. Bob Born, the father…