I don't know how your resolution is going.  Mine is backwards... My food is watching me, instead of me watching my food.

By the numbers most people's resolution lasts 36 days. 

In my head, that means, around The Big Game or Valentine's Day everything falls apart.

So next year, I may not make my resolution until then...  Then I won't look so bad to my food. 

Let's not talk about the drinks either....