I just keep getting torn up physically.

Last week, after The Country Fest, I took a slip and hit the ground in a bad way. Since then, my lower back/tailbone area has been a little sore, and I've sort of been taking it easy. 

A few days back, I was hanging out with the dog when he came across some trash. I think it was an old piece of fish or something, but in the process of forcefully removing it from his jaws, he crunched on my finger. Let me tell you, those puppy teeth hurt! 

Then, yesterday, I accidentally impaled my arm with some broken glass! I needed to measure the shard for a replacement, so I was storing it vertical on a shelf near my four-wheeler, and... I'll spare you the details, but it was gnarly. 

After all this, I must wonder if I shouldn't leave the house unless I'm geared up like the kids in this old commercial: