As always, I have no idea what to be for Halloween. I have had a reminder on my phone for about two months now to think of my costume, and now it's the 11th hour. There are surely going to be plenty of costume parties and other spooky celebrations this weekend, and I have been invited to one Saturday evening. I just don't know what to wear!

My problem is that I have really long hair for a guy. I'm restricted to costumes that work with this fact like Aquaman, The Dude, Thor, The Edge, or Captain Jack Sparrow. It's either something like this or a generic or abstract idea, like a Vampire or a box of cereal respectively. Now that I'm writing this I realize I actually do have a good amount of options, but they still pale in comparison to those with a more typical cut. I know they make bald caps and whatnot, but I can hardly put my hair into a ponytail, let alone figure out how to make a cap look at all believable. I also cannot presume that they are comfortable to wear. 

Anyhoo, have fun this weekend and please be safe!